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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.8s

My car!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.8s

My car!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.8s

Will you stop it? You're just gonna need a few stitches.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.6s

Here's my card.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.6s

Don't ever question my instincts, because my instincts are honed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.1s

...landed on my car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.4s

I'll get you for this. This is my business, my life!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4.6s

Look what they did to my boy. They massacred my boy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

5.4s

Perhaps one day when the pig-men roam free, it will be stopped, Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.4s

Get out of my way!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3s

- The mohel circumcised my finger. - You flinched.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.1s

My brother, who's videotaping, turns green.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.1s

Elaine, never ask me about my business.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2s

That damn mohel! He circumcised my finger.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.9s

Goes against my personality. It's not me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.2s

...someone shouldn't smack me and steal my bag.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.9s

Look at this thing. It's my phone finger!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.6s

...why are all those people milling around my car?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

5.7s

The splat, as it were, actually occurred on the roof of my car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.3s

Oh, God, I hope he doesn't jump- Oh, my God!