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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Listen to me. Find this woman...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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This family sets up next to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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He wanted me to take a photograph.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, you don't think she's just talking to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Couldn't get the girl to go out with me a second time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Yesterday you told me I had to take my revenge on her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You're all killing me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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How does that affect me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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What? She gave me hives?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Give me a big smile.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That's what they tell me.

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- Like retouched? - Remember the photo of me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That sounds more like you than me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Sadly, that knowledge could have helped me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...and they're smoothing it out for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, that pear-shaped loser was me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That should be a 14. Let me just...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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So now the father is screaming at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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And to the bathroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Welcome to flavor country.