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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And she rubs long and deep.

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And he would take, like, 40 sips, and after every one:

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...went over the net and into the crowd, and I dove over three rows.

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- And you're taking...? - Jodi, the masseuse.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...and I'll show you the ID.

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- Great. - Okay, and if somebody objects...

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...he's stopped killing people. And she goes:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And I am dating a Joel Rifkin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Giants Stadium.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...and after every sip, he would go:

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Obviously, these are not hard-and-fast rules.

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It's like going to Idaho and eating carrots.

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...and moving my head from side to side.

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I'm getting one. No ifs, ands or buts.

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And women who fall in love with the killer.

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And I decided I was gonna change my name-

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All right, now, you listen, and you listen good!

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Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Oh, please. - And then the game-winning field goal...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's only courteous to try and like each other.