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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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And I laughed and I laughed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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Rise and shine, sleepyhead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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Snoopy and Prickly Pete.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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...and flush the toilet so the gaskets don't dry out and leak.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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...and I have got to get out there this weekend and sign the papers.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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...and a guy in a wheelchair.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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Morty, you and Kramer. You're finished.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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I'm calling the Rosses and inviting them...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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And that leads into the master bedroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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Mr. Cornstein died, and it's a beautiful apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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Well, your tip is $4 and 36.6666 cents.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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...and then wield power from behind the scenes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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- And I have horses too. - What are their names?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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And you're not going to, because I'm hanging it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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Another fine meal. And now for my Wizard tip calculator.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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A big Hollywood so-and-so optioned it for a movie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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Or else you really like them and that's why you do this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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I don't have any feta. How about cottage cheese and egg beaters?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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The service was slow, and God forbid they should refill the water.