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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

Where is the ambulance?!

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.9s

I might have a new career on my hands, huh?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

All I need is the sickness. That is the most important one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.4s

It is disgusting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.5s

...and wondered if his days of shooting movies in New York were over."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.6s

What is going on out there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.8s

He is not a drug addict.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...inasmuch as it is my paper.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.2s

But seven, I'm afraid, is over the limit.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.2s

But the Wednesday two days from now is the next Wednesday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.7s

Sir, the estimate on the damage to your car is $2866.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

5.2s

- Is this 555-8383? - I have no idea.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.9s

Seven dates is a face-to-face breakup?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

This is an emergency. What's taking so long?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

- Is he in the scene? - Yeah, it's me and him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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The intersection is gridlocked. I've never seen anything like it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.4s

The best part of a relationship is when you're sick.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4s

My question to you is: Who's putting your pants on?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

The best part of being sick is when you're in a relationship.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.4s

...and there is absolutely nothing that can be done about that.