I mean, god the Dundies are about the best, in every one of us.

Dwight is banning us from our bathroom.

one of Carson's classic characters.

I wanted one of those skillets of cheese,

Somebody who I think a lot of us cannot keep from checking out.

We are inviting all of your friends and family to attend the awards with us.

Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks,

That is defacement of company property, so you'd better tell me.

Here's the problem : There is no open bar because of Jan,

this is validation to my employees here that you and corporate approved of this.

This is the part where Kevin stands in front of the camcorder all night. It's great.