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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

1.8s

Hold on!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.1s

- We're gonna die. - Get a hold of yourself!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.4s

Swing long, lined hard toward left-center field...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

4.3s

So if everyone would just put their cars in reverse at the same time...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.4s

You're going to that again? To do that stupid line?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.7s

But that's a one-way street coming this way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2s

- At me? - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Give me a box of those and one of those.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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I use it all the time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Hold it, George. Don't move. It's right between your eyes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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But this time, advantage Varnsen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2s

Look at that guy's dog.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.7s

Look at me. I am man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.5s

- Well, at least he didn't - - Jackass.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.2s

Is that one of those laser pointers?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Well, I, for one, really respect that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.1s

Look at this, look. He's giving us the finger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Yes. And where would the absolute nearest one be?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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...after what you ate at that Mets game?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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...if you had yelled that out at the actual disaster.