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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Everything I have I owe to this face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

I went to the doctor today. I have mono.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.7s

-ln early Euclidean geometry they-- -George, I have to have sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...there was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I told her I would have to think about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I didn't tell you to have a powwow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

...but I still have to pass my licensing exam.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.