NEW!   Follow YARN on Instagram New Stuff, Yummies

Missing a fave video? Suggest a film, show or song! Click to email us!

Find old favorites and new gems in clips to explore

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.4s

I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3s

Who told you to get a massage? I haven't gotten one from her!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.5s

Should I have asked George?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.2s

I never caught a foul ball at a baseball game.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.5s

Gotta run, I have an appointment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.4s

I have to tell you, I really don't like him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.3s

I was running late, and I didn't have a chance...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.3s

Yeah, I know. She just wants to have sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.5s

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.1s

I gotta tell you, I have a bad association with the name Alex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.4s

Joel and I have an extra ticket to the Giants game.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.8s

All right, George, I have had just about enough of this.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.2s

How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a massage?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.5s

I don't want people touching me that don't wanna have sex with me.