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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

I never had mono.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

So you're never gonna have sex again?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

...there was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

I thought the whole dream of dating a doctor was debunked?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

George, I can't have sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

What about my dream of dating a doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

Everything I have I owe to this face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

I went to the doctor today. I have mono.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

Let the kids see a real, live Yankee.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

I must have picked it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.7s

-ln early Euclidean geometry they-- -George, I have to have sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I told her I would have to think about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

I didn't tell you to have a powwow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

Oh, man, I'm never gonna pass this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

...but I still have to pass my licensing exam.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

-You got an ashtray? -I don't have any ashtrays.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago...