I'm living every 81-year-old's dream.

In a recent interview, 81-year-old Supreme Court Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, stated she has no intentions of retiring.

Even though she's the oldest Judge on the bench.

Here, now to comment, is Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

RBG in the house!

Weekend Update 2015!

Oh yeah!

Wow! Welcome! You seem very spry for 81.

Yeah, you'd be spry too ; if you had my morning routine.

100 push-ups, 100 laps in the bathtub and then I do my P90X. Where I pee 90 times.

You know, I might be the oldest Judge on the bench, but that doesn't mean I'm the closest to death.

Ever seen Justice Scalia? He looks like he's permanently hooked up to an IV bag of bolognese.

You just got Gins-burned.

Justice Ginsburg.

I gotta say, that's pretty harsh coming from you.

Yeah. I'm like a horsefly. Ya know?

I bite hard and look like a horsefly.

Now what about the State of the Union when you were caught sleeping?

No. I wasn't sleeping. I was giving into the weight of my glasses.

I was having a disgusting dream about Bruno Mars.