The Clampetts are on their way home.

What happened to my boy?

The only thing is, last time we was here, they was moving the other way.

I can knock down $100 in the next two or three months.

I've come to take you away to my gypsy camp.

That ain't my name.

My pie can't fall.

My baby's been carried off by the gypsy!

My cousin Jed's been after me three or four months to come to Beverly Hills and get that wild daughter of his proper dressed and acting like a lady.

Catherine, I've got my pride.

Oh, excuse my wet hand.

My baby, where you been?

Well, the way those two young'uns of yours eat, that's just what you'll have to do.

This here's my sweetie, Jasbo DePue.

I would be happy to volunteer my car and myself.

And this is my big selling season.

Miss Hathaway, I can't believe my eyes.

This here is my cousin, Pearl Moody.

Oh, no, Pearl, it's fun, all right, but it just ain't worth fighting your way back upstream.

Well, my car's out in front, Mr. Clampett.