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Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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For example, my real name is Kremenski.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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God, it's like my brain's that tree, and you're those little cookie elves.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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That is my foot in your face. Smell the embarrass...

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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Hi, I'm a huge fan of cock and my name is...

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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What? Your little go-cart battery?

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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I'll rub sand in your dead little eyes.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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- You little... You sack of shit. - What? What?

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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Yeah? Well, so is the fact that you, some crazy-how, are screwing my ex.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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- Is that a dog? Is it a dog? - Oui, that is Abelard.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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- Is that sound...? Is that Jewish? - It's Russian.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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Which is obviously ludicrous. As is this baby corn.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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Oh, my God. You're amazing.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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There's my favorite section head.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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Cyril, my favorite section head.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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That is a big gun, and she is baby crazy.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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Well, so is embezzlement.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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Krenshaw is a mole.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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Because my mommy's not the boss.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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Out of my mind. Oh, no.

Archer (2009) - S01E01 Animation

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- Is that Archer? - Goddamn it.