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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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My hailing technique is unmatched.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Who's this? - That's my mother.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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My back, it's killing me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Boy, my neck is killing me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Okay. My second choice is Todd.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Well, what about my massage? - Ask Newman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Look, this is my boyfriend we're talking about.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I strained my neck last night. - Really, how?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...and moving my head from side to side.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Who you kidding? You come to my apartment...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I tried brushing my teeth by holding the brush...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And I decided I was gonna change my name-

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Hey, I think you're gonna like my third choice.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...to drop off my stuff before I came over.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Yes. Because my previous vomit was also June 29th, 1972.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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If I were gonna change my name, I'd go with Deion.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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How can you say that? My sister got a ticket last week.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Yeah, I wouldn't sleep with my back to him if I were you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Wait a minute. I need my massages. Can't you see I'm burned out?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- You know, I forgot my wallet. - Well, I can't give it to you then.