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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.1s

You go to a fancy diner, flowers-

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.2s

He wanted me to take a photograph.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

4.3s

It must take a really, really big zit to kill a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.2s

You'll get used to it. It's like a rugby scrum.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.7s

No. You're not taking a deli slicer to my boss.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.2s

Couldn't get the girl to go out with me a second time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

4.3s

I know. The only way to fix it now is to get a whole new photo of Kruger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.5s

I just talked to Mr. Kruger. He'll be down in a minute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.5s

You know how hard it is to get a dermatologist in this town?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.3s

And to the bathroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.6s

A joke.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.2s

A revenge date?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.3s

A real dermatologist?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.9s

- I don't want this on my conscience. - I will get him to see a real doctor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.2s

But it's not a photograph. I need a photograph.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.3s

You're a life-saving doctor and I'm just a comedian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.1s

Yes. She's a dermatologist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.9s

This is a drawing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.6s

This is a cartoon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.6s

The taste has nowhere to hide.