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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm going to get a physical examination.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.2s

I'm all set. I got the ticket. I'm going to the Cayman Islands Friday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.5s

Should I not go on this trip?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.7s

I'd love to go. Make an appointment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3s

But when a guy's got a coma going like this...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.8s

Are you going to walk me to a cab or not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.2s

- Where you going? - We're taking Elaine to dinner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I wanted them to come to me after the test and go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.2s

What are you doing? We're going out to dinner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.4s

- Because... Because... - All right, Rula. It's time to go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I can't commit to a woman, I'm not committing to an airline.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.2s

...I am going to tell you something and I want you to really hear me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.7s

What are you doing? We're going to dinner in 10 minutes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.2s

Do you realize this is the last meal I'm gonna have for three days?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.2s

That's why I'm trying to get that vacuum. Somebody's gonna grab it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.8s

I saw you looking at your watch. You want to leave? Go ahead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.6s

George, I want you to promise me something. If I'm ever in a coma...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.2s

Jerry has a friend who has free tickets to the Cayman Islands this weekend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.4s

I never heard of this. You gotta fast for three days to take an ulcer test.