As long as there's evil good will rise up against it.

Here's my day, so far.

Went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked.

Pretty good.

Still, things could be a lot worse.

Oh, that's right, I'm falling to my death.

Guess they can't.

How did it all come to this, you ask?

My end starts at the beginning.

The very beginning.

Yes, that's me.

I had a fairly standard childhood.

I came from what you might call, a broken home.

Literally, broken.

I was eight days old and still living with my parents.

How sad is that?

Clearly it was time to move on.

Here is your, Minion, he will take care of you.

And here is your binkie.

You are destined for ...