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The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

3.2s

This morning I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer,

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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I sprout mung beans on damp paper towel in my desk drawer.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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but it's my wedding.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

1.5s

It's not my taste.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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My voicemail's real spotty sometimes.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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She hears me arranging my social life.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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I sat at my desk all day

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

3s

'Cause we could just meet in the parking lot every morning, walk in together.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

2s

No. 'Cause I'm in a band.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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My Shaolin temple style defeats your monkey style.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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Ryan never returns my calls. Join the club.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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And my middle name is Kurt, not fart.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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in this entire office except Bobblehead Joe.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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Okay. So, Dwight, in your own words,

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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To my friend, I thought. I want that withdrawn.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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Every time I typed my name, it said diapers.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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to the permanent misbehavior file in New York?

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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There's a sales manager position open in Stamford.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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so it turned out fine in the end.