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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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There you are, Elaine. Go forth and create.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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They're pounding on your chest, and you're going: Ten, nine, eight--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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You're gonna go now?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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You really had me going there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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You're going to love this story.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-Getting late. We better get going. -Okay.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Garlic and whatnot.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and he's the same, and everybody else is different.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I can't. I gotta go down to the foundation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-You wanna start? -No, no, no. You go ahead.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and ruin your pants?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and all your risk factors...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and biases of standardized tests.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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And smart, like a computer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Well, I gotta go to the airport. I'm picking up my parents.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Well, I'm on the phone with Bob, and I realize right then and there...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Yeah, and she picked the day.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...it's your own flesh and blood.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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They acted like it was some act of charity, going out with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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And I notice that he's not alone.