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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Guess you got your work cut out for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Nice limp. You bringing your work home with you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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There was a guy that worked at the Yankees, no arms.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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He got more work done than I did. Made more money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I'll tell you, he worked so hard and then he just blows--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I know, I hate it too. I feel like an out-of-work porn star.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I'm just now getting the recognition for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Which I'm sure was fine for her...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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You know what's good for that? Relish.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-For what is broth-- -I'm not the one doing the cooking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Technically, you're sautÈed. So, what are you doing for that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Well, I was buttering myself up for a nice shave.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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He only does well when he has me for a lead-in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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By the way, Jerry, the suspenders...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-Who? -The toothbrush in the toilet bowl.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-And you're the shark? -Yeah. I'm the shark.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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On the house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Get the bikes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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The cancer bit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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All right, I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true.