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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You got a little thing for her?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Darling, the tea is getting a little cold, sweetheart.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Because I thought I picked up a little something.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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George, frankly, I'm getting a little tired of hearing about her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...with your table and your little oils. I'm not supposed to expect anything?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Obviously, these are not hard-and-fast rules.

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With a serial killer, it's safest to be a neighbor.

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They never kill the neighbor. The neighbor survives to do...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...the interview afterwards, right? "He was kind of quiet."

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These neighbors, they're never disturbed...

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...by the sounds of murdering. Just stereo.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Chain saws, people screaming, fine.

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Just keep the music down.

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And women who fall in love with the killer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They write to him in prison. Here's a woman that's hard to disappoint.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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She's only upset when she finds out...

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...he's stopped killing people. And she goes:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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"You know, sometimes I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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No. Eight years isn't such a long streak.