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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- I have no stomach for these things. - Do it like a Band-Aid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Like I don't exist?

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I like that Marlene.

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...with, like, stadium seating?

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If they don't like the job, they don't like the guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is this the best lane for me, for my life?

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I'm heading for the wall.

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Except for one small problem.

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I can't breathe. It's like a drug.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What do you need them for?

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...for the rest of your bill.

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It's like I was making a prison break.

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You know, you're thinking about them. Things like:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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But she's got me, like, hypnotized or something.

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...it just didn't make it for me.

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Why? Why do they just hang up like that?

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The other thing is, if you don't like anything...

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They put them in their houses like they're trophies.

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It's not like Marlene's a bad person or anything...

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What are you saying? You didn't like my act?