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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.9s

That's because I thought you were black.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.7s

Right. You can't run for condo president because you were...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.5s

Why? Because you picked out the poison envelopes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.7s

That's funny, because I haven't seen you working...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.3s

We are because you're Hispanic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.8s

Because the real Wizard's $200.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3s

Why would you take me to a Spanish restaurant because I'm black?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

4s

They're upset because we're an interracial couple.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.3s

And you're not going to, because I'm hanging it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.7s

I'll give you a couple of minutes to decide.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

5.2s

Because if I ask him, then it's like I really want to know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.5s

Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father's birthday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.1s

We're all out of lime juice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.3s

You're a master of race relations.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.3s

Dad, it's got lots of other functions.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.9s

This is the end of Long Island.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.5s

Not you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.4s

...you know?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.2s

So Kramer's running for president of the condo?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.1s

Hey, look at that. Picture of me, huh?