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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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And, I mean, everything else has changed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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I turn and look, and there is this monkey...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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- Toilet paper's changed. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...and I wait for that monkey to turn around, and then I:

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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It's changed! It's not really the point.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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I gotta go home and change before the game. I'll be back. We'll make out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Just confirming.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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I told her how toilet paper hasn't changed in my lifetime...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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And the Devils...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...why don't you just get in your car and move to the East Side.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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It's 6:00! It's all over! Just pick up the phone and thank him!

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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I came this close last night, and then I just sort of chickened out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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It's just paper on a roll. That's it, and that's all it will ever be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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I just spoke to your girlfriend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Hey, man, I'm just trying to support the team.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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He was just visiting from El Salvador.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...I just wanna say that I'm sorry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...I'm just having some trouble getting past the face-painting.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Well, Alec, the reason I called is I just wanted...