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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Fascinating turn of events.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Turns out some stupid intern screwed up my test.

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Ms. Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen...

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Well, he started feeding it crickets, and the children just love him...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Lookit. I'm dating a doctor, and I like it. Let's just move on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-So it's just mono. -Mono?

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No, let's just do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Carlito's just passed out. Can anyone help?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

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...and the part obsessed with sex.

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Oh, yes, you are. We'll just stop having sex.

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-Are you all right? -I don't know. I just--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And you were integral.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You ready for the assembly and what you'll say about the Yankees?

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It bothers people, and it's against the law.

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No, no, no. Just lately I've been thinking a lot clearer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and we're out of time.

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...and I don't know no Portuguese.

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And we had a little powwow.