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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, Rick, this is an old, old friend of mine. Elaine Benes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Who could love me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It looks like an old catcher's mitt.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-That is so unprofessional. -Oh, relax, Katie. It's not a problem.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So how long is this not gonna be a problem for me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, it's Sue Ellen Mischke, this old braless friend I hate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Well, he started feeding it crickets, and the children just love him...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So if you like to tell jokes, and you love to make people laugh...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The who? -The tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The guy with the lizard? -Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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"Winnie-the-" blank.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The Portuguese waitress?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The intellect, represented here...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So the hospital called.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The no-sex thing is having the reverse affect on you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.