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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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No way. You would have completely stretched it out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Any second now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.8s

You said it. That's what I want. Say it again and tell it to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...struggling to find its way into the normal-size neck hole...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-You want some more iced tea? -Sure.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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No. You're not getting any skin, Kramer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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And now, they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Oh, yes. Yeah, you got any A.1., because I'm cooking a steak.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I'm not sure what you want me to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I wanted to know what you were doing tomorrow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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No. I don't want you stretching out the neck hole.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-So you don't think it's attractive? -It's hideous.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I told you I just wanted to hop in the shower.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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You want an apology for the apology plus the original apology?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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By the way, my uncle was an alcoholic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I'll call you. I'll talk you through it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I admitted I was wrong. What more do you want from me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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She didn't even want a napkin.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Stanky Hanky? What did he want?