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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

You could take it? You want it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

How can I want it now, if you want it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.3s

...if you didn't want it...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.3s

So you do want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

One of the main ways that kids resolve any dispute is by calling it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

...in which you didn't want it, I might take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.2s

All right, then, just get rid of it. You won't have any problem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.4s

- You just said you wanted it. - No, I'm saying if a situation arose...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

- What do you want? - Odds.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

Is that the way it's supposed to work? I mean...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

No soft cheeses of any kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3s

- I'm human. - In your way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

One of them says, I got the front seat. I wanted it. I called it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

- I don't have any plants. - I have plants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

...as a kid, you have a certain way of working out disagreements.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

- I want evens. - Good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.9s

- You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

Excuse me. I don't mean to cause any trouble...