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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You got any matches? -Middle drawer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You got an ashtray? -I don't have any ashtrays.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Well, if anybody needs any medical advice...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-We gotta talk. -No way, Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You could read the paper through the whole thing, if you want.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I got lost on the way over.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You can make all the laws you want. He's still gonna bother people.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Did that cigarette label mention any damage to your appearance?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's good to have you back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's my allure, my twinkle, you know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jackie. Jackie, you did it. We're rich.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, something is bunk, then you debunk it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-It's not complicated. -Now, who are you again?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I don't know. Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Yeah. -All right. That's all I wanted to know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I've been wanting a piece of them for years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Before you know it, Letterman won't return your calls.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...do you choose if it's a man or woman?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Hey, take it outside. -Come on, Larry. You know me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, they come in once, it's like they're addicted.