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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

...a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

Like fire in a school is such a big deal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

What, you got a smokers' lounge in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

...in which, G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

...is now functioning for the first time in its existence.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

You know, they come in once, it's like they're addicted.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

You better believe it. Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.2s

And it is already in the school paper. They cancelled Rick James.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

6.3s

I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.