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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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I don't buy it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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And I always take care of my paisanos, so here's a little something-

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- Well, if it's not a date, then what is it? - It's a lovely evening together.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Well, you certainly are in a bind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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...without it being a date?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Put them in a pizza oven? What for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- It's a calzone, sir. - Calzone, huh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- That's a date. - No, it's not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- It's not a date. - No way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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...without classifying it as a date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Turkey chilli in a bowl made out of bread.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Pass it down. That's a good boy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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It's like I'm throwing a buck away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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I go to drop a buck in the tip jar...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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He fires people like it's a bodily function.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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It's like trying to smoke a chicken bone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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So they're putting in a lost and found because of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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I could have got a house in Peru for 300 bucks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Oh, yeah. It's a warm and wonderful feeling, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Come on, Todd. Admit it. This is a date.