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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- It isn't? - No. I haven't vomited in 13 years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...in art history. He always drank coffee...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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When Joel told me he hadn't thrown up in eight years...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And he hasn't thrown up in eight years, so just shut up about him. Shut up!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's right in this spot. Very tender over here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They write to him in prison. Here's a woman that's hard to disappoint.