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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You guys. Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...is now functioning for the first time in its existence.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, they come in once, it's like they're addicted.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You better believe it. Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm sorry, Elaine. I always knew that after I became a doctor...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.2s

And it is already in the school paper. They cancelled Rick James.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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In six games.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It bothers people, and it's against the law.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, it's Winnie-the-Pooh.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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With me, or in general?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It doesn't?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, it's not debunk. It's totally bunk.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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They bump you in junior high...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It was fantastic.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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