NEW!   Follow YARN on Instagram New Stuff, Yummies

Missing a fave video? Suggest a film, show or song! Click to email us!

Find old favorites and new gems in clips to explore

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

2.5s

As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes,

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

2.6s

or put a hole here and stick pens in it.

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

2.9s

If I wanted the dictionary definition, I'd buy a dictionary.

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

3.6s

"I've only got enough cash to buy a sandwich or get drunk."

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

1.4s

It's a joke.

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

2.5s

or dying drunk in a ditch,

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

2.1s

It's a good shredder. It just keeps breaking.

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

2.4s

It's a letter of recommendation.

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

1.6s

a little time to settle in, but...

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

2.2s

Yeah, and it won't shred magazines.

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

3.4s

and you have a gigantic education,

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

5.4s

"As a sales executive, as a leader, as a man, and as a friend,

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

5s

You in tight pants, Michael, are a salami to a black bear.

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

1.7s

And they run faster than a horse.

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

4.5s

It looks like it was made by a two-year-old monkey on a farm.

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

2.9s

And as for today, just a typical day.

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

3.3s

and you, you have landed yourself a senator.

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

3.8s

that maybe I should keep a salami in my pocket...

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

3s

Well, you know, Michael, I have a brother in Boulder.

The Office (2005) - S07E22 Goodbye, Michael

1.7s

You can't be in here. This is a ladies' bathroom.