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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.4s

Get it out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

3s

She's got everything I've always wanted in another human being.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.9s

I can't get it open.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.3s

I don't get a Christmas card. I don't get it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.2s

You get up in the morning, she's there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

1.7s

-I don't care. -Get it out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

2.9s

Everybody else gets to say it. Why can't I say it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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You know, I'm getting to a point in my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

3.3s

Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

3.3s

These reports you handed in, it's almost as if...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

4.6s

It's getting a little passionate and she starts with the dirty talking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

3.7s

Every time you shave it, it's gonna come in thicker and fuller and darker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

3.5s

I'm on no sleep. No sleep! You don't know what it's like in there.