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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I wanna be close to my home base, in case there's any news from the front.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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He'll be auditioning for the role of George.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- Hey, are you gonna go? - No, no, I- I'm gonna stay home. I...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I wouldn't have minded, but I was running home to go to the bathroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Go home. What are you, crazy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I do for the bad things.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...I gotta be honest with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I say, let's let bygones be bygones.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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So I decided to run home through the park, and then two guys stopped me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...I want to apologize for all the phone calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Apply for a job? What for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Where's Russell? I thought he was gonna be here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I don't understand. They're supposed to be casting this week.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- I can't remember my lines. - Just relax, you'll be fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I'll be comfortable.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Be right back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I want to be the person who doesn't die with dignity.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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What can I do for you? Would you like table?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- What do you need new sneakers for? - I like sneakers.