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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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That guy's coming home in a body bag.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I mean, you're just being totally ridiculous.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Nice limp. You bringing your work home with you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Well, I was buttering myself up for a nice shave.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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...and if I never see you again it'll be too soon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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...will be approximately 22 hours.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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...I'll be on my way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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We wanna be in the Kenny Bania business.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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And tell me what time it is in New York, you are going home in a body bag.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I'm just now getting the recognition for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Which I'm sure was fine for her...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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You know what's good for that? Relish.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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No more crutches. That must be a relief.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-For what is broth-- -I'm not the one doing the cooking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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How much longer you gonna be? I'm starving here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Guess you got your work cut out for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I got the job?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-Well, why didn't we? -You said this would be better.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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It must comforting to know you'll be going to hell...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I think I cooked myself.