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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Excuse me, I was sleeping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.4s

I was killing, Jerry. Killing. I killed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.3s

I mean, the sex was good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.7s

I knew what I was getting into. She's a bitter, unstable person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.2s

...I was over there and you were over here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.3s

Well, let's see, I've got a 1 0 kroner, a 5 kroner...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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It was edgy. It was not my thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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It was stupid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Well, I was buttering myself up for a nice shave.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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This trip was a huge mistake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.4s

-How was the trip? -Sounded good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.4s

Which I'm sure was fine for her...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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He was a big turkey up there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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There was a guy that worked at the Yankees, no arms.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

4.2s

...so the image was reversed. Like in a mirror. You see?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.4s

I think I cooked myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.6s

I gotta hobble.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.2s

Yeah, I guess.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.4s

I have cancer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I think I can see what's going on here.