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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...we start to fool around...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Start sweeping. You sweep, sweep, sweep.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Yes. I just got a call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Yeah, I wanna get into a rumble.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I have to make a very important call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I better tell them I'm expecting a call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I told my uncle I had a stomachache. Think he bought that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- You haven't been around in a while. - I know. I know. Well...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And now I just feel like a big sweaty hog...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Well, I can't go to a bad movie by myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I would think the hardest thing about being a cannibal...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Can't look at a menu now, I gotta be at the table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Better place! Want a...? Want a table?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- It's just a movie. - Just a movie?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I always see cops walking around with nothing to do. Grab a broom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- So did I do a terrible thing? - You mean lying to your uncle?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Did you leave a message? - Yeah, I told her to call me here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- Me? What about you? - Oh, I can't do that. It's a guy thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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That's a quarter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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There's nothing they can do. I like to let it ring a few times...