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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I just love jokes like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And to cover my nervousness, I started eating an apple.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I wish I was a phone machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- But I have to make a call, so... - Well, they have a phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I also have a cordless phone, but I don't like that as much.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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For me to ask a woman out, I gotta get into a mental state...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I could sit on a porch and wrestle around...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Now I know who you are. You're a comedian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do. It's a machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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They want a take-charge guy, a colonel, a Kaiser, a czar.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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That way, I only have to do wash once a year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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All right, I gotta make a call. Everybody out. Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Why do we have to leave? - I can't call a woman...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Boy, I bet you got a regular Algonquin Round Table there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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If you could just leave a message, I could walk away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Hey. I just thought of a really funny thing for your act.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Not a guy who goes, No. I don't drink coffee late at night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I wanted to talk to him for a minute, but I'll come back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'll tell her I bumped into you. I'm giving you a ride uptown.