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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Is this supposed to be some kind of a joke on me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Let's start the bidding.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Start your day with that!

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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I wanna be a pirate.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- You're holding a flush. - I don't have a flush.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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I like policemen. I wanted to be a policeman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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I thought it was a date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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But I need a new look. I'm stagnating.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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I have to say, as a glasses-wearer, I take exception to that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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In 1979, I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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So I called the litterbug a pig. Not you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- I got nothing. - What do got? A pair of bullets?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...I had a little chat with George the other day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Actually, I was gonna buy a new pair. But I can barely see without these.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Gary, I really have to say I'm a little bit hurt...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3.2s

A full house? You got a full house?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Here. I think I've got a way of getting back at my ex-boyfriend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Well, I...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- You don't think I can keep a secret? - No, but he would have read your face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- Oh, that's a Kinney lot? - Yeah. There's a space opening and...