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The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Once, as a joke, Packer banged every chick in the office.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Start pretending to do work.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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It's working. I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I get 10 vacation days a year

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I am a big Fear Factor fan.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I need to make a sales call.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Then I get a four-day weekend.

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Well, I hated it a lot, okay. I... You know what?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Oh, I don't know. Is that a bird?

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I didn't get a good look at it,

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Yikes. Give me a call back. I hope.

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No, I don't think it's a bird. Oh, God.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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and I will deliver those personally in a Sebring.

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I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows?

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Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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But you're the one who picked today. I am a victim of a hate crime.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I cannot believe a pipe burst and left that there.

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I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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I worked side-by-side with a fellow named Todd Packer.

The Office (2005) - S02E14 The Carpet

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Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early