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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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When I started out as a comedian, I sold umbrellas.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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Very funny. But no joking, please.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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It's not as nice as Kramer's cabinets, but it's a start.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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-The meeting starts in 1 0 minutes. -Well, I set their alarm.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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They run it all the time. I'm starting to get these royalty checks.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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I know that tone. This is a bit.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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-Unless you need a receipt. -I wish that was all I needed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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I can't get a grip. My hand's had kind of a bad week.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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I do a lot of business with Japanese TV.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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For a minute, I thought it was that urban legend...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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Bailed? Come on, you knew I wanted to be a comedian.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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I'd give you a ride, but I got Karl Farbman here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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...or I don't have a focus group to sell the pilot.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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So? For a $25 cleaning, I can listen to some pointless blather.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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Did I tell you that story's relatable? That was a great show.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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The coffee shop? I think we can do a little better than that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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You had a date?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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We're a bit confused.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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Giddyup. You're a cowboy now.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E07 The Checks

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-No spiel? -Not a peep.