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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I saved a fortune. Look at that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I got a key made for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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You know, I bought you a Cadillac. Twice.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Crazy Shirts was closing them out. I got a dozen for a buck.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I try take a vacation. I come back, the whole operation's in shambles.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Actually, I am a comedian. -That's not so funny.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I don't have to be up in the morning and I know a great breakfast place...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Call an ambulance. -Think I saw one a couple doors down.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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...or a monocle or a cane.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Well, that doesn't sound so bad. -I have to live in a cave.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Like a mustache or wearing a top hat...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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It's a family in a brown paper bag.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I have got to find out how he could get a girl like Danielle.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-What? To see the old guy? -No, I got into a thing with the son...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I could. I choose not to.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I will.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I win.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Get a real job.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I look just like him. I, me, this.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Well, I guess I showed Neil who's Neil.