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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Are you sensing anything right now?

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- See, now, this I don't get. - What?

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Okay, from now on, I want you to call me Jerry the Great.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- And who might you be? - I might be Elaine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I told you.

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...and I kind of got pushed, and it spilled on me.

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Literally nothing. I sat in a chair and I stared.

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Because, I tell you, frankly...

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You know, I never said that. I said, I've never seen you looser.

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And people constantly try to give you coffee.

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And no dirty looks. If I want a café latte, you give me a café latte.

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- So I spoke to the security guard. - Yeah? And?

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Excuse me. Can I help you?

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...I was on holiday in Tuscany, and I fell in love with this house.

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So he gets to be called Maestro and I don't.

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I once saw him in a bar, and somebody said:

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- You take a sip? - Yes, I did.

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So a maestro tells you to put a balm on, and you do it?

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...that people continue to try and give it to you.

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So my friend and I, we were going to the movies...