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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I feel full after the risotto.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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That feels good.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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"You know, sometimes I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He feels he's funnier, more relaxed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...and moving my head from side to side.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He feels it's a good personality showcase.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I know. I know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Listen, I massage who I want when I want.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I thought I saw a face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- So? - I want the massage.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Oh, Jer, I gotta go. I gotta go.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- No, I can't. - Yes. Come on, I know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Well, I think I can still catch her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Neither do I.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Because I thought I picked up a little something.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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But I mean... Well, let's say I was you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And I decided I was gonna change my name-

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I wanna know what I did to this woman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Oh, yeah. I see the resemblance.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I had to drop the class.