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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I don't know. Dead bodies really gross me out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I think it has something to do with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I told her I would have to think about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Well.... -Can I introduce you as doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I can do six weeks standing on my head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I don't know. Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What are these? Take me to your leader.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's good to have you back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I just wanna clear my head. It has nothing to do with you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Hey, take it outside. -Come on, Larry. You know me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Everything I have I owe to this face.

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I must have picked it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I went to the doctor today. I have mono.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Excuse me, darling, do l--? Do I detect a Portuguese accent?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm serious, Elaine. I went to med school...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I used to share that very same outlook...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I didn't tell you to have a powwow.