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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.3s

- Is that how you're gonna say it? - No, no. I'm working on it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.4s

I'm sorry. We have no midsize available at the moment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.4s

- Then can I have it back? - No, I'm gonna keep it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

All these years, I'm living in a community, I had no idea.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.4s

No, no, no. That'll- It'll drip all over him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

5s

- These pretzels are making me thirsty. - No, no. See, that's no good.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.4s

No, no, no. I was just down at the 42nd Street subway today.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.8s

I mean, they had no medicine, no drugs...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

I'm pressing one. I'm pressing two. Nothing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.5s

...no technology, no equipment. Basically, they were there first.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

...and he's really depressed because he has no job, and no woman...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.6s

- This Wednesday? - No, next Wednesday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.3s

"You mean like this? So it looks like I'm saying something, but I'm not."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

- I'm kidding around, of course. - Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.6s

- This guy I'm seeing. - What happened?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Unless, of course, there was no sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

- These pretzels are making me thirsty. - No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.2s

- Hey, Sid. What happened? - I'm sorry, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.6s

Maybe I'm too old for this stuff.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

I'm in a transition phase right now.