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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...but I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Do you realize this is the last meal I'm gonna have for three days?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That's why I'm trying to get that vacuum. Somebody's gonna grab it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...you never know how they're gonna look at this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- What am I gonna do? - Who told you about Martin?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Is something gonna happen to me? What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- I knew I was gonna be bald. - Your father's bald.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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She's a psychic. She knows how the kid's gonna be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Elle Macpherson gonna be there? - I gotta call her back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm all set. I got the ticket. I'm going to the Cayman Islands Friday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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George, I want you to promise me something. If I'm ever in a coma...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...but I'm saving it for later.

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If it's gonna be a physical test, I wanna do well.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm going to get a physical examination.

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I'm a man who respects a good coma.

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- Where's the nurse? - I'm sure she'll be right back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Look, my mother's coming to visit me. She sees that rug, she's gonna kill me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I can't commit to a woman, I'm not committing to an airline.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm sorry if I caused any trouble. I was just being friendly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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You weren't?