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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, man, I'm never gonna pass this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

-Who are you gonna eat to survive? -Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Then I'm not really attracted you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

You can make all the laws you want. He's still gonna bother people.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

Look away, I'm-- I'm hideous.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I couldn't tell you. You know, I'm not really a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.6s

How am I gonna fill two hours?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So you're never gonna have sex again?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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These people aren't gonna let themselves be flicked...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

Lookit. Are we gonna have sex or not?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.2s

I'm on next, right?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.6s

I'm finding that out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

Not good. I'm a moron.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But what am I gonna talk about for two hours?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

But ultimately you're gonna choose in favor of sex, right?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

Kramer's so stringy. I'm plump, juicy.